Saturday, November 22, 2008

11.22.08

My Gma sent me this:)

PREGNANT TURKEY STORY

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my
sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing
how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
play a trick. She told my sister that she needed
something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of
the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,
and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the
turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the
turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the
stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something,
she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother
exclaimed, 'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant
bird!' At the reality of this horrifying news,
my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that
turkeys lay eggs!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

2 comments:

rosebud78 said...

What a cute story! I loved reading down and catching up on your blog. Midas is SO sweet to lay on your belly like that. And you look fantastic! I can't wait until LB gets here and see pictures! - Rosebud78 :)

tbonegrl said...

Happy Thanksgiving toy ou too!

:)