Sunday, September 21, 2008

9.21.08

I'm married to one of those guys who couldn't tell a new hair style from the back of his hand. I could come home with no hair and he probably wouldn't notice for a while. I usually toss my hair around and make references to "my appointment" that I had that day until I see the lightbulb go off... but at that point, he usually refuses to admit that he didn't notice, so he tries to play cool and then I get mad that he never told me I'm the most beautiful woman he's ever seen.

Which is why I had to give him "a look" the other day when I walked out of the bedroom after getting dressed and as I walk past him he says, "New bra?"

Well, not really. I just found it in the bottom of my drawer and haven't worn it in a year or two (which, dumb mistake considering the knockers are no longer compatible), BUT STILL... how does one NOT notice a drastic new hairstyle after hours of pathetic hinting, but an internal alarm goes off within seconds of seeing something new in the boob department?

I guess I should be glad he's still looking, but srrrriously.

2 comments:

LHD said...

HAAAAAAA.
too funny. isn't that every man? I make it a point to tell my husband I'm going to the hair dresser. Almost the second I walk in, EVEN BEFORE he can really get a good look, he's saying "oooh, looks good!". I want to tell him to shut up b/c DID YOU EVEN LOOK???? But I take what I can get.

But what I want now is a pic of your hot new 'do!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hi! I've been following your blog & know how you feel. We're currently pregnant (first I lost). We're just making our 11th week & I've been on that emotional rollercoaster but just one day at a time right? Anyhow, I'll add you to my prayers.

http://when1plus1makesthree.wordpress.com/

Ellen