I'm married to one of those guys who couldn't tell a new hair style from the back of his hand. I could come home with no hair and he probably wouldn't notice for a while. I usually toss my hair around and make references to "my appointment" that I had that day until I see the lightbulb go off... but at that point, he usually refuses to admit that he didn't notice, so he tries to play cool and then I get mad that he never told me I'm the most beautiful woman he's ever seen.
Which is why I had to give him "a look" the other day when I walked out of the bedroom after getting dressed and as I walk past him he says, "New bra?"
Well, not really. I just found it in the bottom of my drawer and haven't worn it in a year or two (which, dumb mistake considering the knockers are no longer compatible), BUT STILL... how does one NOT notice a drastic new hairstyle after hours of pathetic hinting, but an internal alarm goes off within seconds of seeing something new in the boob department?
I guess I should be glad he's still looking, but srrrriously.