Teacher: What are some things we could say in our cards for the nursing home residents? Remember you can color a kangaroo, puppy, turtle, bear, bumble bee or flower and paste it to construction paper, so it could say something like "Have a Hoppy Day!" or "You're Bee-utiful!"
Anonymous Boy #1: Ooh! How about "Hop to Heaven!"
Matt and Katie burst into laughter.
Teacher: OK, any other ideas?
Anonymous Boy #2: Happy Retirement?
Matt and Katie burst into audible laughter.
Please tell me this is as funny retold as it was in person. I really hope I don't need to end this with "Guess you had to be there." Because that would be so disappointing.