I caption this photo:
"Before all hell broke loose and I thought Lilly's toss was funny"
What followed was more like this:
"Honey, please come home now (sniff). I am failing (excessively snotty sniff). I can't do it all! The baby threw up on me, Midas ran away, the paper boy's dad found him and brought him home, I ran outside in a tanktop, sweat pants and Crocs with a screaming baby in my arm, the groceries are melting in the trunk, my shoes are on the wrong feet and I NEED YOU HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Did I mention I accidentally brought home our emergency child care cell phone? FABULOUS.
And now that the monster, erhm, Angel, is asleep I might just eat some lunch... since it's practically dinner fahhreaking time!