I would do almost anything for a soda right now. (Anything but get in the car and go get one). I am thisclose to sending Midas out into the neighborhood with a sign around his neck reading "Please return me to my mom, along with a Coke."
And you know what? I could pretty much guarentee it would work.
I'm also considering checking out Don and Vera's refrigerator as they are currently on vacation and I happen to know their garage code. Don't think I won't;)