I was doing dinner dishes and had the dishwasher door open. Lilly would not leave the silverware alone, especially the knives. I asked her repeatedly to please not touch, moved her into the living room to play with Daddy, flat out told her no (repeat, repeat).
I finally squatted down, looked her in the eye and asked her, "Lilly, does Mommy need to spank you?"
She thought I was telling her to say thank you! Good grief! How can I ever discipline this child when she makes me laugh so hard I pee my pants????
Another spanking attempt foiled. I'm 0 for 3.