7.22.07

Ask and you shall receive... Jennie, this is for you:

http://www.diastat.com/HTML-INF/Epilepsy_Resources/Epilepsy_Printable_Forms_B.htm

Or, if you prefer the video version, you'll get a giggle out of how serious the woman looks when she says "rectal gel".

http://www.diastat.com/HTML-INF/Admin_Diastat/How_to_Administer_Video.htm

Note, however, that the syringe shown in the picture does no justice to the actual size of the thing... in real life it is HUGE.

Sigh.

Thankfully, the crisis has been averted and I will no longer have to take care of this, although I feel pretty bad about it. But seriously, I am NOT the one for the job!! And now that I've blogged about it like a cruel jerk, God will surely send me an epileptic child someday.

7.21.07

I might have to administer Valium to a 4-yr old via da booty at work. I'm scared to death.

If I had a scanner I'd scan my instruction manual, complete with da butt hole.

8.17.07

Also, remember these little buttercup flowers that you held under your chin and if it reflected yellow it meant you like butter? What ever happened to them? The other day a girl resorted to waving a clover under my chin and declared that no, I do not like butter.

8.17.07

What is the protocol for public restroom chitter chatter? What I mean is, say you and a coworker are chatting together while walking down the hallway, and then it turns out you're both headed to the restroom. Then you get there and you're still in the middle of your conversation... do you stop until both are finished peeing or do you just keep talking from your respective stalls? Perhaps it differs depending on how well you know the person. I dunno. What I do know is that this happened to me and I got severe stage fright when it came time to start peeing.

8.15.07

In honor of the gorgeous weather, Matt and I took the doggies camping last night. We drank, we played cards, we stared at the fire. It was lovely:)

Except for the part where we forgot all of our clothes and our toothbrushes at home. Needless to say, it was a chilly night!

8.12.07

Hi guys! I've started this blog about 4 times over the last 4 days and keep getting distracted. What I'm trying to say is that I have my pics uploaded, but they're on Myspace and Facebook for now. Here's my Myspace until I can get a lil slideshow action going on my blog:) myspace.com/geminikmp

But here are a few for now:)

7.5.07

Hi friends!
I'm baaaaaack! Jamaica was a-maz-ing. Despite having given ourselves 3 extra days of vacation at my parents' lake house, I'm still depressed and dreading my return to work tomorrow. And the gloomy rainy day we're having doesn't help:(

Pictures are a'coming! Only there's one small problem. First I was pist at myself for not taking the little cord that connects the camera to the computer to my parents' house so I could upload pics asap. Then I got over that and now that we're home I'm even more pist at myself bc I left my camera at my parents' house! And they're on vacation all this week! We're going back down in 2 weekends, so I guess I'll just have to wait... so in two weeks check back for the world's longest photo blog.